Your first instinct in any physical mishap being to protect your beer. TFM.
All of your muscles being largely dormant since graduating high school. TFM.
Telling her you can’t be on top because your old intramural injury is acting up. TFM.
Saying, “No offense to anyone here,” knowing you’re about to offend literally every person in the room. TFM.
Assuming police in other countries have about as much power as the campus security rookie. TFM.
Celebrating Cinco de Mayo like its Quatro de Julio. TFM.
Texas State University-San Marcos