RussellSavage (Active)

Member Since 07/23/2012

From Texas

The irony of you being in charge of the chapter budget when you’ve never needed one for yourself. TFM.

total sorority move

Telling your professor to “have a nice weekend” after a Tuesday exam. TFM.

total sorority move

The most popular sport in the world not being included in America’s “four major sports.” TFM.

total sorority move

Saying, “Meeting adjourned,” when you’re tired of speaking to someone. TFM.

total sorority move

Refusing to speak softly, but still carrying a big stick.…

total sorority move

Becoming the Heisenberg of the Adderall industry. TFM.

total sorority move

Justifying every obscure ourchase by calling it a “tax write-off”.…

total sorority move

Taking credit where credit isn’t due. TFM.

total sorority move