Having an irregular heartbeat since returning from spring break. TFM.
Peyton Manning taking the time to remove the stickers from his brand new AFC Champions cap. TFM.
Telling a professor you missed a month of classes because…
The Shawshank Redemption style bet on which pledge will be the first to cry. TFM.
Seth from Superbad choosing to attend a state school where girls are half as smart and twice as likely to fellate him. TFM.