Socrates Johnson (JI)

Member Since 08/21/2017

From Michigan


Winter Olympics Will Be A Safe And Sexy Lovefest Thanks To Record-Breaking Condom Distribution

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Human Uber Is About To Be The Future For Fraternity Pledges Everywhere


Proposed Bill Would Put An End To All Greek Life In The State Of Tennessee

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Natty Light Is Doing The Lord’s Work And Offering To Pay Off $1 Million Worth Of College Student Debt

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Virginia’s Plan To Make You Pay For Porn Is The Most Un-American Thing Since 1776


46 Tons Of Mardi Gras Beads Get Removed From NOLA Storm Drains

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A Pelicans Fan Snuck Onto The Court For Warmups And Officer Wilford Brimley Was Having None Of It


The Weekly Dump: Oprah’s “Secret Talent” Is Cleaning Up Doodie Stains

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7 Signs That You’re Her Slump Buster

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National Champion UCF Football Team To Get A True Hero’s Welcome At The Pro Bowl