Stocking up on patriotic apparel before a vacation to Europe. TFM.
“That exam was completely unfair,” after studying fifteen minutes for it. TFM.
Making a pledge wrestle a chair. TFM.
Inviting her to your themed party. Telling her boyfriend you’ll see what you can do. TFM.
Being there for your pledge brother, especially since you have the same court date. TFM.
Blending in as a parent when walking close to campus tour groups. TFM.
Not graduating because of your refusal to take a foreign language. TFM.