Calling your arresting officer “Farva.” TFM.
Drunkenly trying to unlock your door with your boat keys. TFM.
Writing your phone number on the scantron before handing it to your TA. TFM.
Taking command of both arms rests on either side of you in the movie theater. TFM.
Taking a knee to piss because you can’t stand up straight. TFM.
Getting benched in intramural basketball because of your “refusal to shoot anything but hook shots.” TFM.
Breaking out the ’80s dance moves to get her attention. TFM.
Vest weather. TFM
Not letting that 3:30 class get in the way of happy hour. TFM.