Citing Billy Joel’s “Only the good die young” when your doctor explains that you’re in poor health for a 21-year-old. TFM.
Buying two tickets for an event in case you get kicked out after your first entry. TFM.
George Costanza pleading ignorance when confronted about having sex with the cleaning lady in his office. TFM.
Being the “him” in the phrase, “I expect that from him, but not from you.” TFM.
Asking the pledge if he did well on your exam. TFM.
Getting pulled over for rolling a stop sign with a pledge sitting shotgun, making him switch places with you, then encouraging the officer to ticket the pledge. TFM.
Justifying blacking out with, “Sometimes you have to forget about…
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