SperryLight (Active)

Member Since 01/11/2013

From California

Vandalizing the GDI’s art building. TFM.

Citing Billy Joel’s “Only the good die young” when your doctor explains that you’re in poor health for a 21-year-old. TFM.

total sorority move

Buying two tickets for an event in case you get kicked out after your first entry. TFM.

total sorority move

George Costanza pleading ignorance when confronted about having sex with the cleaning lady in his office. TFM.

total sorority move

Being the “him” in the phrase, “I expect that from him, but not from you.” TFM.

total sorority move

Asking the pledge if he did well on your exam. TFM.

total sorority move

Getting pulled over for rolling a stop sign with a pledge sitting shotgun, making him switch places with you, then encouraging the officer to ticket the pledge. TFM.

total sorority move

Justifying blacking out with, “Sometimes you have to forget about…

total sorority move

University of California

total sorority move

University of California

total sorority move