The Sixth Year (Fifth Year)

Past: Undergrad at Midwest liberal arts school. Present: Law school. I got two majors and a minor in six years in undergrad, so back off - I wasn't a huge piece of shit, just kind of a piece of shit. I enjoy booze, sarcasm, deriding girls, and of course, America.

Member Since 04/02/2012

From Missouri

The team on the bicycles in The Sandlot. TFM.

total sorority move

The couch in the common area that everyone knows not to sit on. TFM.

total sorority move

W’s pants. TFM.

“You fucked up. You trusted us.” TFM.

total sorority move

Flirting with the smart, unattractive girl in class as a test approaches. TFM.

total sorority move

Having a condom in your wallet for over three months, despite having had sex with numerous women in that timespan. TFM.

total sorority move

Assuming that your final, like everything else in your life, will simply take care of itself. TFM.

total sorority move

Unbridled confidence based on mediocre attributes. TFM.

total sorority move

Believing your fraternity house is a place of campus asylum from the cops. TFM.

total sorority move

Making crude jokes about an incredibly devastating and dangerous disease. TFM.

total sorority move