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Referring to the World Cup as the global kickball tournament. TFM.
No one on either side of my family has any tattoos. TFM.
Mind over bladder. TFM.
My gums remind me of Obama’s economy; they’re in recession. TFM.
I’m quiet when I’m sober, but I’m usually pretty talkative. TFM.