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Every drink you make, even the most common and basic ones, being “an old family recipe.” TFM.
Close only counting in horseshoes, hand grenades, and her orgasms. TFM.
Saying “I’m gonna wing it” in reference to something you definitely should not wing. TFM.
Noticing a pledge alter his route in the quad to avoid running into you. TFM.
Replying “unsubscribe” to a clingy girl’s texts. TFM.
Applying the LIFO method to your class attendance. TFM.
An asset on the golf course, a liability in the clubhouse. TFM.
Making the pledges do yard work because you share Donald Trump’s views on immigration. TFM.
The smell of stale beer welcoming you back to the frat castle. TFM.
Being outdoorsy in the sense that you prefer drinking on the porch. TFM.