Wally Bryton (Active)

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Member Since 04/15/2016

From Maryland

The Guitar Guy At The Party Must Be Stopped

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Beer Snobs Can Go Fist Themselves

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Drunk Eagles Fan Kevin Hart Dropped An F-Bomb On Live TV Last Night

Dave Chappelle, Still The GOAT

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I Stayed Sober On New Year’s Eve And It Was The Worst Decision Of My Life

Dr. Phil Accused Of Giving Booze To Alcoholic Guests In The Name Of Good Television

New Year’s Day Is The Holiday That Unites Us All

A New Weed Strand Named After Monica Lewinsky? God Bless America

Every Man Now Afraid To Ask How Net Neutrality Repeal Will Impact Their Porn Habits

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Folks Who Can’t Hold Their Liquor Actually Have A Precious Gift