Wally Bryton (Active)

TFM's most beloved writer

Member Since 04/15/2016

From Maryland

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Beach Sex Is Disgusting And Overrated

6 Tips For Successfully Sleeping In Class

Weed Takes Me To A Deep, Dark Place

I’ve Never Puked From Drinking Because I’m A Damn Superhero

I’ve Been Given The Opportunity To Be The Ultimate Wingman

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Ludacris Will Forever Be The King Of Drunken Anthems

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The Struggles Of Being Terrible At Beer Pong

Fireball Was An Abusive Mistress That Singlehandedly Ruined My Life

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I’m Going To Amsterdam And I’m Probably Going To Die