“So are you ready to give genetics a try? Too bad!”
Explaining to a rushee that “age is just a number” when he inquires about getting served at the bar. TFM.
Explaining to the bouncer that “this will be good for both of us” while attempting to sneak 20 underaged rushees into the bar. TFM.
Convincing your parents to spend thousands of dollars so you can drink in a mansion throughout college. TFM.
Unapologetically running up the score during intramurals. TFM.
The front page of this website giving priority to Kate…
Happily giving the homeless man money after he promises he’s going to buy drugs and alcohol with it. TFM.
Not knowing what I did to the pledges, but being damn sure it worked. TFM.