warfuckingdrink (Blackballed)

guttersnchodes, classic

Member Since 01/12/2013

From Alabama

“So are you ready to give genetics a try? Too bad!”

The Secret To A Perfect Body Is Genetics

Explaining to a rushee that “age is just a number” when he inquires about getting served at the bar. TFM.

total sorority move

Explaining to the bouncer that “this will be good for both of us” while attempting to sneak 20 underaged rushees into the bar. TFM.

total sorority move

Convincing your parents to spend thousands of dollars so you can drink in a mansion throughout college. TFM.

total sorority move

Unapologetically running up the score during intramurals. TFM.

total sorority move

Giving up and rubbing one out during the Superbowl. TFTC.

Claiming ridiculous world records. TFM.

The front page of this website giving priority to Kate…

total sorority move

Happily giving the homeless man money after he promises he’s going to buy drugs and alcohol with it. TFM.

total sorority move

Not knowing what I did to the pledges, but being damn sure it worked. TFM.

total sorority move