Vanderbilt Football Coach Won’t Hire an Assistant Coach Unless Their Wife is Hot

And if you get married under his employ he will enact his right of Prima Nocta and violate your new bride, unless she’s an uggo, in which case you’re fired. In other news, Vandy still sucks ass at football.

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