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If you’re a fan of the site, you know I’m fascinated by Bubba Watson. How fascinated? Fascinated enough to write over 3,700 words about the man. I don’t want to bang him or anything; that’s not what this is about. It’s just that I find his polarity both intriguing and refreshing, as well as the fact that I love the beautiful, vibrant bright pink color of his shaft. I have no idea how you guys could possibly mistake that for any form of sexual attraction.
A while back, Bubba talked about how he was going to revolutionize the game of golf by replacing golf carts with hovercrafts. Now, he’s taking an even more futuristic approach to changing the way we move from tee box to rough to rough to water hazard to rough to bunker to rough to fringe to green: the jetpack.
If I saw one of these floating above the tree line a hole over from me, it’d take everything I have to resist pulling out my 56 degree and doing a little target practice. Unless Bubba was in it, of course. That guy’s hot AF..
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