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Cheating is bad. It’s probably the least honorable thing a person can do. Going against your word and hurting somebody because you have no self control is pathetic, and I am usually all for men and women calling out their significant others for being scumbags.
But there is a line, and sometimes it gets crossed.
This demented chick found that line, and then she sprinted a quarter-mile past it. She found out her boyfriend was cheating on her with a coworker and decided to get back at him by setting his dick on fire while he was sleeping.
There isn’t much of a backstory here, and it could just be an elaborate prank that Jimmy Kimmel will take credit for in two to three months, but taking this at face value, it’s hard for me to feel sorry for this girl at all. She had my sympathy up until the lighter came into frame. This shit is straight out of a horror movie. I keep looking for silver linings for the guy who probably has third degree burns on his pecker, and the only thing I can come up with is at least she didn’t chop his cock off with comically large scissors.
Lesson to be learned here? Don’t cheat. But if you do cheat, for whatever reason, hide all the weapons you own and sleep with one eye open..