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I’m getting really sick of hearing about how cool this dude is. The hair, the shades, the good looks, the sharp attire, the attitude, the revelation that he flirts with recruits’ mothers in order to land their signatures–I’m sick of it all. That just makes me a hater, though, because Texas Tech head football coach Kliff Kingsbury is the king of Lubbock, Texas, and I’d trip an old person to be in his entourage. Ask any 18 to 100-year-old female if she can name at least one football coach on any level. They’re all naming Kingsbury, and they all want to give him the sex.
Do you have a girlfriend, a mom, a sister, or an aunt? Well, guess what? They have all wondered what this guy looks like naked.
He also does cool shit like host dance competitions for his players during football practice–and if that’s not enough, he even participates in them, and he kills the competition. Check out the moves on Kliff:
Kliff Kingsbury, man. Dude’s just fucking cool. I hate him.