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Check out this doofus Toronto Raptors fan get his soul absolutely crushed by a woman who’s clearly way out of his league. Potential Vine of the year right here.
That poor Canuck was likely waiting the entire game for the perfect moment to plant a kiss on this woman. He probably stood there for a good three quarters in awkward silence trying to muster up the nerve. I’d like to think that it was the airing of a Tim Horton’s commercial that gave him the green flag to fully commit.
You can see the exact moment where the one-man star crossed lover decides to go in for the kill. He closes his eyes all seriously, catches one last breath, and even wets his lips to make sure that it’ll be good for her, too. And they say that chivalry is dead.
Except, she doesn’t kiss back. She doesn’t even shoot him a “we’re only friends” stare. Oh, no. Not only does homegirl reject the kiss, but she just casually leans away, face left unchanged, leaving his dignity defying the laws of gravity, left suspended mid-air.
The look on this poor kid’s face when he realizes what just happened is agonizing. He looks like someone just ripped his heart out and spat on it. It’s gonna take a lot of solo drinking and RomCom binging to bounce back from this one. Maybe even some counseling.
I guess she was your buddy, guy.