Watch This Guy Break The World Record For Most Lit Candles Extinguished By Farting
Look at that poise. That concentration. Dude isn't fucking around. This isn't some Jackass-type video of friends rolling on the ground laughing at a spontaneous dare that happened to equate to a world record. This is serious. Methodical. Planned out. He's got the brown eye of the tiger. He's probably spent years farting into tubes to blow out candles. And now, after a lifetime of soiled pajama bottoms, he's finally made history.
At the same time, homie probably lives on a diet largely made up of curry, which is the HGH of the tube-farting world. Throw an asterisk on the record books.