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We Uncovered A Rap Music Video Featuring Stanford’s Heisman Candidate Christian McCaffrey

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I’m not quite sure how I became the hip-hop correspondent for the TFM community, but between the Steph Curry feature verse at Davidson, the Connor Gilboy UF ZTA panty dropper, and yesterday’s video of the Waspiest crew in the rap game, I’m just adding fire jam after fire jam to your party playlist. You’re welcome.

Today, thanks to a tip, we have this throwback track from Heisman runner up and NCAA record holder for most all-purpose yards in a season, Christian McCaffrey or — as you probably know better by his stage name — Chef Boy R.C.

“Let me hit you with some facts that are in fact really factual.”

That’s the kind of deep, intellectual opening line you’d expect from a Stanford scholar.

At this point, are you even a somebody if you don’t have a student produced rap video where you’re wearing a white fedora and spinning a plastic pumpkin on your finger like a basketball that you’ve either forgotten about altogether or suppressed out of existence? Hopefully, the archives of my old high school video production class have been destroyed and my video never sees the light of day. But clearly the road to success is paved with bad flow. Steph Curry: NBA MVP. Christian McCaffrey: most dominant player in college football. Dan Regester: internet blogger. Yeah, you could say things worked out pretty damn well for all of us.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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