What The Fuck Is This?

When did every girl on Instagram suddenly become their mothers mindlessly sharing spam photos on Facebook in hopes that a $30 one piece just magically shows up to their door one day? Like there’s enough kids in Vietnamese sweatshops to stitch these bathing suits together with their tiny toddler hands fast enough to keep up with all these THOTs blowing up our feed. You all got got, ladies. Shameful. Now get back to slinging herbal tea and teeth whitening kits and go get.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Video Guy for Grandex Media. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to

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