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1. This Guy
You see what an awesome time this guy must be having? He’s so overwhelmed by the glory of the music festival that he can barely contain his excitement long enough to get his shoes on. By the time he rallies up enough composure to finally place the sandal back upon his foot he loses his bearings again not six seconds later. While I’d never encourage our readers to become barefoot tree hugging hippies, the excitement that is burning through this guy’s soul tells you all you really need to know. Music festivals are so frat that you literally might not be able to control your appendages.
2. The Music
Whether you’re into the dial-up modem orgy of EDM, the cousins-holding-hands of country, or the completely indescribable genre that only shows up in Apple commercials, chances are there’s a music festival for you. And let’s be honest guys, is there anything better than consuming your body weight in cheap alcohol and listening to live music? Hell, you don’t even have to know the band’s name to have a good time.
3. The Experience
I know what you’re probably thinking. How can something associated with hippies and women with armpit hair actually be considered a frat activity in the same league as a NASCAR race or pregaming Christmas Mass? How little you know my friend. Music festivals are a mecca of public intoxication with almost no equal. Imagine if your college football team played a game for four days straight IN THE MIDDLE of your tailgating field with enough beer vendors to drown the world’s entire blue whale population. Killing two birds one stone? More like slaughtering a thousand birds with one boulder.
4. The Contest
By now you’re probably tripping over your own feet to get to the closest and soonest music festival physically possible, and I can’t say I blame you. Music festivals are the kinds of life changing experiences that you’ll be telling your grandkids about (minus a few very important details of course). We’re here to help. We’ve partnered up with Schick Hydro® to take you to literally any music festival in the country.
Entering is as easy as shaving that peach fuzz off of your upper lip. Literally. All you have to do is shave that mug of yours, submit a picture HERE or tweet it out with the hashtag #schickfest for a chance to win. The contest ends 4/13, so that gives you plenty of time to grow out your frat-stache for the camera. Four lucky winners and their +1’s will be sent to the festival of their choice, so what are you waiting for? Whether you’re a festival vet or a disbeliever trying to see what all of the fuss is about, all you’ve got to do is shave. Have your girlfriend thank us later. Click HERE for official rules