A former US Navy sailor who personally believes terrorist blood makes the grass grow. He now spends his days drunkenly roaming the campus of IU just looking for a good time. His personal achievements include out drinking his entire chapter when he was a pledge and currently holding a Wizard staff record of more the 20 tall boys. He hasn't met a drink he wouldn't chug or a girl he wouldn't take home. So come on in and have a brew, he already started 3 hours ago.