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I could go on and on about how awesome Kenny Powers is, but I think this video presents him better than I ever could.
Baseball is full of players who could probably measure up to Kenny Powers in terms of shit-talking abilities and lack of concern for anyone but themselves, but there hasn’t been anyone who’s been able to pull off the look–until now.
This is Sean Carley.
Carley was drafted in the fourteenth round by the New York Yankees. He has also nailed the KP cornrow mullet and the “I’m a pitcher” beer belly.
I’m not a baseball scout and I have never claimed to be one, but if I looked at the pros and cons of the prospective pitchers on my draft board, “looks like Kenny Fucking Powers” would be up there with “incredible change up” and “masterful control.” What can I say? It’s a trait not many guys possess.
Hopefully this guy makes it big and we can all look forward to TV camera crews hastily changing angles in a futile attempt to avoid catching him shouting, “You’re fucking out!” as he mercilessly mows down batters.
[via Larry Brown Sports]
Image via WVU Sports