Proudly rocking the mane of chest hair poolside. TFM.

Posted by Paddle Me Harder 2 hours ago

Telling her, "I owe you one" after a completely one-sided sexual encounter. TFM.

Posted by Number 1 Gayzer 2 hours ago

Asking the pool party host if they put that stuff in the water that turns blue if you piss in it…while in the pool. TFM.

Posted by Just The Clit 2 hours ago

Assuming that speaking loudly and slowly will help foreigners understand you. TFM.

Posted by Fratticus Finch 2 hours ago

The handshake and stare down that says, "I'm banging your daughter." TFM.

Posted by KingOtheFratCastle 2 hours ago

Your daily attire reminding the professor that his summer course comes third to your golf game and pool time. TFM.

Posted by Blackball Bill 2 hours ago

Wearing a swimsuit with an inseam that actually makes losers in boardshorts think homosexual thoughts. TFM.

Posted by BackOffGDI 2 hours ago

Throwing as many pool or beach themed parties as possible, because they require girls to show up in bikinis. TFM.

Posted by The General 2 hours ago

Dropping the only class you registered for this summer, because it was interfering with your golfing schedule. TFM.

Posted by Take It Sleezy 2 hours ago

Assuring your landlord that your pledges will keep this house cleaner than he's ever seen it. TFM.

Posted by primetime227 3 hours ago

The unspoken long drive contest with the guy next you at the range. TFM.

Posted by hokie93 18 hours ago

The old men in any given country club bar. TFM.

Posted by Richard Head 1 day ago

Gronk taking a direct flight post-Vegas blowout to undergo surgery. TFM.

Posted by arrogantnation 1 day ago

Dad reminding me that "she has to know how to cook" every time he sees a good looking girl on campus. TFM.

Posted by baseballfan2232 1 day ago

"I've been called worse." TFM.

Posted by AdolfShitler 1 day ago

Sitting by the pool, chasing the muff around. TFM.

Posted by Just The Clit 3 days ago

Volunteering to coach your little brother's summer baseball team to keep your hazing skills up to snuff. TFM.

Posted by Number 1 Gayzer 3 days ago

Waiting until graduation weekend to get blacklisted from the bar you visit every weekend. TFM.

Posted by RollTitans 3 days ago

The implied "You scratch our back, we'll scratch yours" handshake with the Chief of Police after raising money for the local PD. TFM.

Posted by EazyE1899 3 days ago

Realizing you left your card at the bar...while at the liquor store. TFM.

Posted by SlickDixon 3 days ago