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A conglomerate of comments and stories from this Nation's finest Greek Communities. We are the leaders of tomorrow. TFM.

Noodle music. TFM.

- BROkeRAGE

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I fill up at BP to piss of Liberals and Democrats. TFM.

- George Bush

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Today a lib I'd never met before walked up to me and told me I looked conservative. I said thank you and walked away. TFM.

- O.J. Brotogwe

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I schedule meetings with my parents.TFM.

- Range Rover Collector

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"I drink to make other people interesting" -George Jean Nathan. TFM.

- Fratistic

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The creators of Crayola and Gatorade are members of my yacht club. TSM.

- Greek Royalty

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Professor asked the class what builds character here in America, I answered hazing. TFM.

- The University of Broklahoma

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like my legacy grandma used to say, the bigger the hair the closer to God. TSM.

- Southern Class

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G.D.I. stands for poor. TFM.

- Ralph Lauren Brolo

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Hazing is for beating the GDI out of pledges. TFM.

- Fraterd Allen

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I wake up earlier to go to the grove on game days then I do for my classes. TFM.

- FratSEC

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Khaki Wranglers and Lucchese boots on gameday. T[exas]FM.

- Lone frat Star

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Banging out a slam piece only because she resembles a FOX news anchor. TFM.

- Frat Shit Insane

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Reading TFMs while my socio teacher is talking about poverty... who cares. TFM

- KSUfrat

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Stay at home moms. TSM.

- gettin my mrs degree

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Painted-up, sloppy drunk GDI bumped into me and ruined my Gitman Bros. shirt, so I pushed him back down the stadium stairs. TFM.

- St. Fratrick

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Grew a beard to be scarier when I haze. TFM.

- Chad Brochocinco

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Do 100's and 20's smell like cocaine? or does cocaine smell like 100's and 20's? TFM.

- Lambda BRO ALpha

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Can't remember which dip cup is mine. TFM.

- Measuring golfers by height

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My running route purposely goes past every Frat Castle on campus so all the Frat Daddy's can watch me run past in my sports-bra and Nike running shorts. TSM.

- Queen of Frattingham Palace

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