The "I'd be offended if you didn't" response when a pledge brother asks about having sex in your bed. TFM.

Posted by IBelongHere 6 hours ago

Breaking up with her on Independence Day. TFM.

Posted by yourpalsalgal 6 hours ago

Hiding money and other valuables in your boat shoes as a sure-fire way for them not to get stolen. TFM.

Posted by georgia_guy 6 hours ago

Trying to justify not needing golf lessons because Bubba won the Masters without ever taking one. TFM.

Posted by McIrishman 6 hours ago

Proudly rocking the mane of chest hair poolside. TFM.

Posted by Paddle Me Harder 13 hours ago

Telling her, "I owe you one" after a completely one-sided sexual encounter. TFM.

Posted by Number 1 Gayzer 13 hours ago

Asking the pool party host if they put that stuff in the water that turns blue if you piss in it…while in the pool. TFM.

Posted by Just The Clit 13 hours ago

Assuming that speaking loudly and slowly will help foreigners understand you. TFM.

Posted by Fratticus Finch 13 hours ago

The handshake and stare down that says, "I'm banging your daughter." TFM.

Posted by KingOtheFratCastle 13 hours ago

Your daily attire reminding the professor that his summer course comes third to your golf game and pool time. TFM.

Posted by Blackball Bill 13 hours ago

Wearing a swimsuit with an inseam that actually makes losers in boardshorts think homosexual thoughts. TFM.

Posted by BackOffGDI 13 hours ago

Throwing as many pool or beach themed parties as possible, because they require girls to show up in bikinis. TFM.

Posted by The General 13 hours ago

Dropping the only class you registered for this summer, because it was interfering with your golfing schedule. TFM.

Posted by Take It Sleezy 13 hours ago

Assuring your landlord that your pledges will keep this house cleaner than he's ever seen it. TFM.

Posted by primetime227 15 hours ago

The unspoken long drive contest with the guy next you at the range. TFM.

Posted by hokie93 1 day ago

The old men in any given country club bar. TFM.

Posted by Richard Head 2 days ago

Gronk taking a direct flight post-Vegas blowout to undergo surgery. TFM.

Posted by arrogantnation 2 days ago

Dad reminding me that "she has to know how to cook" every time he sees a good looking girl on campus. TFM.

Posted by baseballfan2232 2 days ago

"I've been called worse." TFM.

Posted by AdolfShitler 2 days ago

Sitting by the pool, chasing the muff around. TFM.

Posted by Just The Clit 3 days ago