Country club binge drinking. TFM.

Posted by tryandoutdrinkme 2 hours ago

Doing the crime but never doing the time. TFM.

Posted by TheSenatorsClub1535 2 hours ago

Lost my virginity before I stopped wetting the bed. TFM.

Posted by idahabroVandal 2 hours ago

The school of business looking even nicer than the school of architecture. TFM.

Posted by IdiotFinder 2 hours ago

Finding out that while not illegal, campus golf is frowned upon. TFM.

Posted by AEKDBro 19 hours ago

Using the phrase, "I'll drink to that" for every minor accomplishment. TFM.

Posted by justasig 19 hours ago

George Costanza eating a pastrami sandwich and watching TV while having sex. TFM.

Posted by Hemingways Broskey 19 hours ago

The Tooth Fairy put preferred shares underneath my pillow. TFM.

Posted by Broties and Sperrys 1 day ago

The drunken pool cue crutch. TFM.

Posted by BrolanRyan34 1 day ago

Referring to clearly established law as "being frowned upon." TFM.

Posted by Bromentum Builder 1 day ago

The guy who took one for the team and posted the nude video of Erin Andrews. TFM.

Posted by Sully 1 day ago

Happy Gilmore training his caddy to catch the putter throw. TFM.

Posted by VAtoSC 1 day ago

Division 2 athlete. Division 1 drinker. TFM.

Posted by Frathlete28 1 day ago

Having a strong opinion about things you know nothing about. TFM.

Posted by WSU Phi Tau 1 day ago

Remembering my clubs and beer, but forgetting the pledge caddy in the trunk. TFM.

Posted by Fratting_Hard 2 days ago

The post-pregnancy-scare black out. TFM.

Posted by Emerisonian 2 days ago

Dreamt I was wearing a Rolex. Woke up and it was still there. TFM.

Posted by Drink it pledge 2 days ago

I don't abuse alcohol. We have a great relationship. TFM.

Posted by lfeNARB 2 days ago

Finding the one article that supports your argument and discrediting all the others as liberal propaganda. TFM.

Posted by BrewConn Slutskies 2 days ago

Bryce Harper starting his MLB career off with the double power point after his first homerun. TFM.

Posted by Goldman Sex 2 days ago

America landing on the moon first, then teeing off on it. TFM.

Posted by PHIPHIuk 2 days ago

Starting the pledges on a 10 week PerkiSystem. TFM.

Posted by iBro 2 days ago

Cart key on the key ring. TFM.

Posted by 993 2 days ago

Redshirting your first academic year. TFM.

Posted by rsk5116 2 days ago

The summer's first putter throw. TFM.

Posted by 2nd Gen Frat 3 days ago

Subcontracting anything that involves effort. TFM.

Posted by dynasty 3 days ago

Calling British people "Redcoats." TFM.

Posted by never pro BROno 3 days ago

Instinctively shooting the gargle water that the dentist hands you. TFM.

Posted by MidKappaWest 3 days ago

Handing a brother a double scotch before delivering bad news. TFM.

Posted by Chuds 3 days ago

Zack Morris having a new slam every episode, but always having Kelly Kapowski on the side. TFM.

Posted by Livingthedream007 3 days ago