Crowd surfing the passed out guy. TFM.

Posted by Knox Frattin 9 hours ago

200 people in our chapter. Only 3 kinds of shoes. TFM.

Posted by Tosh point bro 9 hours ago

Fox News hasnt been turned off in the house for three months. We know exactly where the remote is. TFM.

Posted by Tosh point bro 9 hours ago

Laundering your bi-weekly allowance. TFM.

Posted by BurtFuckingReynolds 9 hours ago

Sending a slam home in her Grand Big's shirt. TFM.

Posted by Something Was Done 9 hours ago

Having a favorite blindfold. TPM.

Posted by TooFratToTame 10 hours ago

Planting the seed throughout the bar. TFM.

Posted by Kevin McCallister 14 hours ago

I've yet to soberly meet my latest slampiece. TFM.

Posted by BowtieFrat 14 hours ago

The I in GDI switch-hitting as a lower case L for liberal. TFM.

Posted by TheMadFratter777 14 hours ago

Buddy from high school is now my pledge, and he thought we were friends. TFM.

Posted by The Hunter 14 hours ago

Fox News only hiring attractive blondes as anchors. TFM.

Posted by OfficerAndAGentleman 14 hours ago

Told a rushee that my major is TFM: Trust Fund Management. TFM.

Posted by ouboy92 1 day ago

Ron Paul challenging the other candidates to a 25 mile bike ride at 76 years old. TFM.

Posted by Mad_Fratter 19 1 day ago

Drinking to celebrate your Sperrys' 8th birthday. TFM.

Posted by BostonFratSox 1 day ago

Explaining to the intake officer that the clothes on my back could cover my bail. TFM.

Posted by Sir_1776 1 day ago