It’s a shame that the riffraff like these people can vote.
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Insisting that the jury is still out on what happened, even though everyone knows exactly what happened. TFM.
Trying to pass off the stripper pole in the basement as a necessary support beam during house inspections. TFM.
Leading a round of applause for Friday’s class being canceled, even though you had no intention of going in the first place. TFM.
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Ugh, finally. It’s about time, isn’t it? How many times have you been anchored in the Mediterranean and get an itch of spontaneity to take the 26-footer out for a spin, but you end up not doing it because you…Read More »
I’m a JI, pledged in the spring (I know uber NF), and a Biology major as well. Been struggling with school since I got into the fraternity, so much peer pressure and drugs. How do y’all find that initial balance?