The College Republican Party is on campus today. I got a College Republican koozie, a 6 pack of ping pong balls with the Elephant on them, and I'm getting an email about how to get my concealed weapons permit tomorrow. TFM.

Posted by Breezy 998 days ago

I would get a dress code violation at my private highschool for the shorts I wear now in college. TFM

Posted by Brose Curevo 998 days ago

Picking a date based on how many mini's she can hide in her cleavage. TFM.

Posted by Fratmospheric 998 days ago

Brooke Hogan is at happy hour, but I'm not talking to her because she is fat and a GDI. TSM

Posted by Sratting Classy 998 days ago

Watching fat people eat makes me want to throw up the carrot sticks I ate today. TSM

Posted by Miss Bitch 998 days ago

Pledges in the yard pretending to be lawn gnomes as the homecoming parade goes by. TFM.

Posted by Sherlock Brolmes 998 days ago

We use recycling cans for what they should be used for, keeping kegs cold. TFM

Posted by Fratrick Bateman 998 days ago

Traveling from Texas to our Old South formal on Bourbon street. TFM.

Posted by The frat will rise again 998 days ago

Every morning I have a pledge inform me of the weather, and every morning its looking hazey. TFM.

Posted by JFrat 998 days ago

My dad has a slampiece, only he calls her his secretary. TFM

Posted by Brodan Walsh 9021-bro 998 days ago

I still have a Bush Cheney '04 sticker on my BMW. TFM

Posted by Brosuf 998 days ago

Saying good morning to the maids with a smile on your face as you walk in wearing last night's function costume. TSM

Posted by keepinitklassy 998 days ago

Finding a pledge's pledge book and making him cry while you burn it in front of his face. TFM

Posted by Mad Fratter 998 days ago

My parents own one of the largest orchard's in the country. For me, money literally grows on trees. TFM

Posted by I Slam Pieces 998 days ago

GDI in class asks.. Heard yall were having a band party tonight can I come? Negative GDI the frat pattern is full. TFM

Posted by War Damn Fratterday 998 days ago

My F150 burns the gas a GDI's Prius saves. TFM.

Posted by Fratty-Fresh 998 days ago

GDIs and Professors still haven't figured out the Test Bank system. TFM

Posted by Mr. Cooper 998 days ago

BamaBangs can suck my dick it's still a Frat swoop. TFM

Posted by Señor Frog 998 days ago

Handed a pledge my binder yesterday and told him to watch it for me while I ate lunch. Today I walked into the kitchen and he was still holding it. TFM

Posted by Frattie Light 998 days ago

My investments teacher ask me which investment strategy I prefer. I told him which ever one my financial advisor uses. TFM

Posted by Fratty McFratin 998 days ago