John Wayne. TFM

Posted by 86 1030 days ago

First day of women studies class with a hickie the size of Texas. I know my place. TSM

Posted by Princess 1030 days ago

The barista at starbucks asked me why there was a whale on my shirt. I answered that she was clearly too poor to understand. TSM

Posted by Remind me your name 1030 days ago

Croakies turn me on. TSM

Posted by Frathard Go Home 1030 days ago

No gdi, I did not have an internship nor any work experience this summer. My last name and sparkling personality will take care of that for me. TSM

Posted by lilly lover 1030 days ago

For my birthday my poor uncle gave me a check for $1,000. TFM.

Posted by Fratimus Decimus Broridius 1030 days ago

The Governor of the state is an alum of my chapter. Lookin forward to poundin some bourbon with him at homecoming. TFM.

Posted by Fratsboro, Arkansas 1030 days ago

Having a room in the frat castle, just for when I'm to drunk to walk back to my condo my dad bought me. TFM.

Posted by fratking 1030 days ago

He who is without cargo shorts cast the first stone.TFM

Posted by Grizzly Fratams 1030 days ago

Drinking margaritas out of a Starbucks cup on bid day. TSM

Posted by Balls to the wall 1030 days ago

Full keg slid down my bed and busted my tailgate clear off the hinges 6 months ago. Havent got a new one cause it's easier to backup to the boat trailer now. TFM.

Posted by eighty three 1030 days ago

Even our house mom shoots under 80. TFM.

Posted by HondoFrat 1030 days ago

21st birthday, dad gave me 48% interest in his oil co. TFM

Posted by Frosty the Broman 1030 days ago

I judge a mans character by the length of his shorts. TFM

Posted by Brochacho 1030 days ago

First day of health class started with a dip. TFM.

Posted by Reagans Man 1030 days ago

Making more in 1 stock trade than GDIs do in a summer of 40 hour weeks. TFM.

Posted by Gettin Fratty 1030 days ago

I walk into class early on test day just so the GDIs can see the old tests I've been studying . TFM

Posted by Fratter day saint 1030 days ago

Tom Jones has his chest hair insured for 7 million dollars. TFM.

Posted by Fratogonia 1030 days ago

I treat our house basset hound better than pledges. TFM

Posted by Constantine Chapter 1030 days ago

'Old money' smells like rich mahogany and leather bound books. Unlike 'new money' who went to public school and never had a nanny. TFM

Posted by Broddney King 1030 days ago