Checking the stocks of my dads companies. TFM.

Posted by Fratenstein 1030 days ago

The room for my first class is the same number as my bar tab last night during Bid Night: 327. TFM.

Posted by PT Beauregard 1030 days ago

Making Pledges craft Sperry's inside the basement sweatshop. TFM

Posted by Bubba 1030 days ago

Pick and Choose night at the hog run for new sorostitutes. TFM

Posted by Bubba 1030 days ago

First week of class, pointless. Using class time to trade stock from my phone and meet newly aquired sorostitutes. TFM

Posted by H.R. Frat 1030 days ago

There's a Ducks Unlimited sticker on my back window and a Three 6 Mafia album in my CD player. TFM.

Posted by Fender Fratocaster 1030 days ago

No sorostitutes in comp 1... Dropping it. TFM.

Posted by Brokies 1030 days ago

Missed my one class for the day. It started at 5. TFM.

Posted by K Buddy 1030 days ago

Dad's employees kissing my ass because I control their employment. TFM

Posted by Five Apples 1030 days ago

Not doing my laundry today because pledgeship starts in a week. TFM.

Posted by frat star 1030 days ago

Parking on campus sucked, so I found a pledge with a good parking spot and made him move to the lot across campus so I could have his parking spot. TFM.

Posted by Fratessional 1030 days ago

The only flat bills I have are the ones that come out of the ATM. TFM

Posted by Frat Daniels 1030 days ago

The best days begin with everyone waking up at the same place, wondering what the hell happened last night, going to get lunch to recap, and knowing this cycle will repeat itself. TFM

Posted by all day everyday 1030 days ago

Can't go to sleep at night unless I'm blacked out.. TFM

Posted by Frat stat 1030 days ago

Letters of Recommendation from people I have never met. TFM.

Posted by Range Rover Collector 1030 days ago

Texted my boyfriend who goes to a different school I missed him while I was on the bus to my formal. Then I turned around and made out with my date. TSM

Posted by True sorostitue 1030 days ago

I love having our sponsor as a teacher because I got to watch him pull aside one of the new pledges after class and whisper in his ear " if your on time, your late. And if your late your fucked." TFM

Posted by Social champions since 1858 1030 days ago

Making pledges break in my Sperry's, then yelling at them for getting blood on them. TFM

Posted by Southern Proper 1030 days ago

Having to tell your doctor that your deteriorating nasal cavity is due to extended use of Afrin nasal spray to cover the fact that its really because you hit the slopes way too often. TFM.

Posted by Dubbya 1030 days ago

Your GDI belly button ring is about as obscene as your language. Dirty words are for dirty girls ladies. TSM

Posted by Frat girl 1030 days ago