It's the night before school starts and all area gas stations are out of kegs. TFM

Posted by John daly 1031 days ago

GDI political science professor talked shit about Reagan and said George W ruined America. I immediately got up and left and dropped the class. I may not have enough hours to be a full time student now but I'm not going to listen to some liberal GDI trash two of my personal heroes. TFM

Posted by The Frat Pack 1031 days ago

Classes start today, better register for classes...TFM.

Posted by Fratmayne 1031 days ago

Won the Club Championship this past weekend. Celebrated with a Booker's Bourbon followed by a Gentleman Jack...on the rocks of course with a splash of water. TFM.

Posted by country club of bro 1031 days ago

Initiating the baseball coach of the world series winning baseball team. TFM

Posted by frathardfratoften 1031 days ago

The Good Ol' Boys Club. TFM.

Posted by Fratagonia 1031 days ago

While wearing my seersuckers a GDI asked me why I had on "striped pants" so I shot-gunned a natty and stuck the empty can in his cargo pocket. TFM.

Posted by Phi Cigs 1031 days ago

Guy outside the bar held his hands out for change, so I filled them with peanuts from Generals. TFM.

Posted by Fratty Powers 1031 days ago

Missed the first day of class because of some late night hazing. It's alright because I made the same pledge go to my class to take notes, while I slept with some slampieces. TFM

Posted by Shitter 1031 days ago

Tom Cruise is a GDI, Maverick wasn't. TFM.

Posted by Pete Mitchell 1031 days ago

Enrolling in class the night before school starts. TFM.

Posted by Brouston, TX 1031 days ago

Blacklisting. TFM

Posted by Fratrick Shwayze 1031 days ago

Watching a Jimmy Buffett concert from my dad's yacht. TFM.

Posted by Tin Cup 1031 days ago

Rushees don't know it, but we've already stalked your facebook and decided whether or not you're worthy of wearing our letters. TSM

Posted by classy slampiece 1031 days ago

Fratscientists just discovered a new life form lower than GDIs...The De-pledge. TFM

Posted by Winston Frathard 1031 days ago

The pizza delivery label reads FRAT HOUSE. TFM

Posted by fratrick kane 1031 days ago

My closet has more whales, lambs, horses, and alligators than a zoo. TFM.

Posted by fratty farve 1031 days ago

Woke up this morning, couldn't find the roommates. They're all in jail. TFM

Posted by Arnold Palmer 1031 days ago

My shore house sleeps more people than my fraternity house. TFM.

Posted by Chief 1031 days ago

Driving in such a way that lets everyone around you know that you always have the right-of-way. TFM

Posted by Duke Fuckin' Wayne 1031 days ago