Spent a hundred dollars on a caddie just so he could follow me around while I get drunk and shoot 96. TFM

Posted by Arthur 1038 days ago

Yes, I do have the same last name as the football stadium. No, It's not a coincidence. TFM.

Posted by Brover Cleveland 1038 days ago

My golf cart runs on gas. TFM.

Posted by Et tu, Brote? 1038 days ago

Pregnant girlfriends are for GDI's. TFM

Posted by Bro Ro 1038 days ago

Sorostitutes can't resist the Polo Double Black. Thanks again Ralph. TFM.

Posted by Saint Fratrick 1038 days ago

Tailgating on a 50' Sea Ray. TFM

Posted by Jimmy Broffett 1038 days ago

Half.com is for GDIs. We don't buy books. TFM

Posted by brometheus 1038 days ago

Laughing at kids with meal plans. TFM.

Posted by Fratthew Perry 1038 days ago

Seeing a grenade sorostitute wearing the letters of the "hot" sorority on campus and thinking "legacy." TFM.

Posted by Frat Daddy 1038 days ago

Tax free week is for GDI's. TFM.

Posted by Bro Cha-cho 1038 days ago

My gun dogs almost have better bloodlines than me. TFM.

Posted by Wisc Bro 1038 days ago

GDIs, just because I like the drugs you sell, doesn't mean I like you. TFM.

Posted by Fratches Brohoulahan 1038 days ago

Moving back in to school, my boxes are labeled Sperrys, casual frat, dressy frat, and bow-ties. TFM.

Posted by z71 Frahoe 1038 days ago

Giving guys at rush with limp handshakes the AXE. TFM.

Posted by Fratthew McConaughey 1038 days ago

Freshman hunting season is officially open, start taggin em and baggin em boys. TFM

Posted by iFrat 1038 days ago

It isn't cheating if you are in a fraternity. TFM

Posted by Frat Bitches, Make TrustFunds 1038 days ago

Overuse of the word "bud" when referring to a fellow brother you're not very fond of. TFM

Posted by Fratmaster 1038 days ago

Re-racks are for GDI's.

Posted by Verville is a pledge for life 1038 days ago

Getting filatio under my Polo sheets and on top of my Egyptian cotton. TFM

Posted by Brocephus 1038 days ago

Bloomberg. TFM.

Posted by Fratmosphere 1038 days ago