Parking "officers" at my University don't ticket in the greek lot. They don't want to lose their jobs. TFM.

Posted by Tom Selleck 1045 days ago

Dads CPA is my accounting professor's boss. TFM.

Posted by Tom Selleck 1045 days ago

GDI's have no soul. TFM

Posted by True sorostitute 1045 days ago

Blacking out fifty one nights in a row...and counting. TFM.

Posted by Jake BROwen 1045 days ago

Don't know how to do laundry. Don't plan on learning. TFM.

Posted by Jamal...psyche 1045 days ago

QB's. TFM

Posted by Brochacho 1045 days ago

Not needing to vacation at the beach because your house is on the water. TFM

Posted by Fratwater 1045 days ago

My checking account never actually runs out..it's directly linked to my parents. TFM

Posted by True sorostitute 1045 days ago

Got out of his truck still in my toga from last night. He said I'll call you later I laughed at him and said no you will not. TSM

Posted by True sorostitute 1045 days ago

I don't wear shorts over my tights, fatass. TSM

Posted by True sorostitute 1045 days ago

Gingers should make their own 'multicultural' fraternity. TFM.

Posted by Brochacho 1045 days ago

UFC is for GDI's. TFM

Posted by Brochacho 1045 days ago

If you don't know what a GDI is, you are one. TFM.

Posted by T 1045 days ago

I'm the chapter president of Cobra Kai. TFM

Posted by Bro Pitt 1045 days ago

Kelly: im gonna steal your derby hat Bryan: you cant steal it, ur a GDI Kelly: GDI? Bryan: exactly.....

Posted by fratagonia 1045 days ago

Got pulled over at 6:00pm. What a waste of a DWI. TFM

Posted by Frat $auce 1045 days ago

I have iced so many people, John Stockton would be impressed. TFM.

Posted by Chevy Frathoe 1045 days ago

My dog drinks voss water. TSM

Posted by betaetatheta 1045 days ago

I pay for water at restaurants. The only thing I want coming out of a tap is beer at rush parties. TFM.

Posted by Frathattan 1045 days ago