What's New

The Rules Of Puking At The Bar

The first rule, I guess, should be, “Don’t literally puke while you’re standing at the actual, physical bar.” That would seem like it goes without saying, and the kid who paused in the middle of our conversation a few weeks…Read More »

Stop Your Whining And Get To Work, America

John D. Rockefeller, Andrew Carnegie, Henry Ford, John Pierpont Morgan, and Cornelius Vanderbilt. Five different men who all share one characteristic: They all worked their asses off to build their empires (hell, JDR was operating a failing business at one…Read More »

In Defense Of A Cheap Beer: Red Dog

Being in a fraternity entails many things. It means you slay poon, you pay Sloon (your Taiwanese prostitute on retainer) and that your $3,000 memory foam mattress has seen some things it wishes it could forget. Seriously, though, I think…Read More »

Load More