A proper lady never spits. Anything. TSM.

Posted by Daddy's favorite investment 562 days ago

I don't dye my hair or starve myself to stay thin. I don' t look down upon lower tier sororities. I'm not getting my MRS degree but an MBA instead. I can make a fantastic sandwich, award winning cupcakes and unbutton an Oxford and khakis with one hand. TSM.

Posted by Stratter Than the Rest of Them 502 days ago

I'm not a slampiece, I'm a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.

Posted by SASSandCLASS 478 days ago

Elle Woods would've proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

Posted by LivingXiLife 316 days ago

In fact, the carpet does NOT match the drapes. Because there is no carpet. TSM.

Posted by Belle 514 days ago

I'm in the law library with my frat daddy. He's studying corporations or something. I am coloring. TSM.

Posted by Ooh goodness 591 days ago

You call it morning wood, I call it breakfast in bed. TSM.

Posted by From Dixie With Love 519 days ago

No gag reflex. TSM.

Posted by True sorostitute 643 days ago

Your fratdaddy knowing that he can laugh at misogynistic TFMs all day, but if he ever treated you unkindly, he'd be ironing his own shirts and making his own sandwiches in a heartbeat. TSM.

Posted by DeltaCubed1888 415 days ago

Adopting an underprivileged teenager and having him become an NFL star. TSM.

Posted by kaydee lady 543 days ago

On gamedays, I shotgun Nattys in $300 Lilly dresses and my grandmother's pearls. TSM.

Posted by Gator Sorostitute 674 days ago

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

Posted by ThrowWhatYouKnow 388 days ago

Okay geed, you may think I "bought" my friends but at least I don't have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there's pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.

Posted by Sperry Fratmas 509 days ago

Being a Jackie, not a Marilyn. TSM.

Posted by Kappa cutie 547 days ago

The only boys that can get below my Mason-Dixon Line are those who have pledged under it. TSM.

Posted by Always Classy 498 days ago

None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.

Posted by Thetaclassy 496 days ago

I don't play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.

Posted by Frat Sinatra 557 days ago

We come from different states, go to different schools, and have joined different greek organizations, but today all our prayers go to the University of Alabama. TSM.

Posted by DG girls and pearls 386 days ago

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

Posted by ADPi_first_finest 245 days ago

Dear standards, sorry for partying. TSM.

Posted by Klassy 551 days ago

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.

Posted by pretty_in_ADPink 372 days ago

My degree is not a back-up-plan. It's a passion. I went to college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already knew how to do that. TSM.

Posted by PearlsRN 287 days ago

Never had my belly button pierced. TSM.

Posted by better than you since 1852 508 days ago

My sorority was founded before "sorority" was even a word. TSM.

Posted by babyangel 469 days ago

Can't I just be a cuddlepiece with t-shirt privileges? TSM.

Posted by twinstarstate 226 days ago

No Tramp Stamp. TSM.

Posted by tfj 536 days ago

I'm conservative everywhere except the bedroom. TSM.

Posted by slampiece 1 553 days ago

Afternoon tee time. TFM. Afternoon tea time. TSM.

Posted by SEC Football 515 days ago

I shall call her Little and she shall be mine and she shall be my Little. TSM.

Posted by litpgirl4eva 330 days ago

I'm not your slampiece, you're my fratslam. TSM.

Posted by Talk to the Yurman. 597 days ago