Fail Friday is kind of like a one-point safety; it means a lot to a very small number of people.
Well, it’s back. For the first time since 2021, we’re doing Fail Fridays again. If all goes according to plan, this will be the first blog to kick off our return to regular posting. Stay tuned as we’re hoping to get back on that grind.
Some of you might be wondering what exactly has happened to TFM over the past seven years. I could go into detail about our revolving door of managers, the various companies that have had stakes in us, or the interns who wrote blogs so bad they made me question the concept of universal education. But that deserves a blog of its own. The people want answers and I am not gonna side step it.
So for now, let’s just enjoy some of the biggest fails we’ve seen this week.
- Perfectly good door
We are working with limited info on this one. We know Seth is problematic, we are unsure if he ran home from North Gate, but WE DO know that he wants in on the other side of the door and either lacks the patience to use his keys or was cruising for a bruising. Any way, this vid almost didn’t make it cause how much of a fail even is this?
2. Tornado of doom and despair
You can see it in this young mans eyes, before he even tries to tornado it, that he does not like the taste of beer. That’s fine, but huzz is present and this fella did the opposite of locking in. It’s like if Michael Jordan shit is pants and then rolled around in it instead of hitting the game winner vs the Jazz in 98′.
3. Semi Prime Ray Lewis
Buddy is 6’1 240lbs. This isn’t a fail because he broke the fence, it’s a fail cause he chose the weakest part of the fence. Stop the vid around 14 seconds in, you can see he’s aiming for a partial hole. At 6’1 240 I want to see you hitting the foundation, hell hit a tree.
4. Egg Boys
I think this video encapsulates why guys who went to college from ’08 to ’15 think so little of the new age guys. Young white meat heads have always had a calling to eat raw eggs, can’t explain it. It has been happening for 30 years minimum. But you got to get it in the mouth, or at least hold it in your mouth until you can spit it out in private like a man. Pathetic, fellas.
And again, huzz on the line. They just saw you take a money shot via egg yolk. They are not going home with two yolked up bozos.
And that wraps up the return of fail Friday. Hope to see you all next week, and a shoutout to former alumni Frat Dave for calling us out on the X, which you can follow at @totalfratmove and our IG at the same handle. Till next week.
