Well I’m back, better than ever, and ready to blog. This will be a multi part series so lets just dive right in.
Sneakers
First up we have sneakers. Classic, trustworthy, nothing like a good pair of beaters that are good enough to run home in and work off some of the michelob calories you racked up over the course of the night.
The only downside is that sneakers are basic and unimpressive, you’re not doing your fit any favors but sometimes its function > fashion. You’re probably a pretty normal and chill guy, looking for a good night out with your boys with the possibility of maybe talking to some chicks. Spoiler alert, you won’t. That all being said I’m sure I would love to have a beer with you, keep being chill, brother.
Cowboy Boots
Next up is cowboy boots. First off, if your school is not below the mason dixon line and preferably in the SEC, you should not be wearing these. Even if those things are true, if you are a transplant and one of my brothers from the North, you’re probably not fooling anyone and should also not be wearing boots.
Overall, I just don’t really get wearing boots for anything but function. That being said, I can acknowledge that as a Yankee it just might be a piece of Southern culture that just goes over my head. I also might be jealous because the guys who can pull them off look dope, but it is a high risk high reward play because if you look like a poser… yikes.
You’re probably either a hardworking grinder, or a rich white collar kid cosplaying blue collar. You can probably delete beers and have great taste in music but root for really bad sports teams. Bonus points if you play guitar.
