Help Me Start A Podcast

I need to prove to my boss that 5,000 people would listen to me talk shit for forty-five minutes a week. There’s a lot of things that I can’t say on the Tok that can and should be said somewhere else. All you have to do is put your email below so you get TFM’s weekly newsletter.

Some of you fuckers pay to watch eighteen year old girls paint their toenails, so shut the fuck up and deal with the email this company sends you once a week. If you don’t do this my boss said I will be relocated to some place in California called the Bohemian Grove where I will be used as a intimate rag-doll by Bill Gates and Ellen Degeneres. Ellie Schnitt is a psy op. If you are a cuck do not sign up for this.

Peace be with you. Thanks – Birdlaw