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Join Josh Malone And Bet $1 To Win $100 When the Vols Score a TD Against Georgia

NASHVILLE, TN - NOVEMBER 26: Tennessee wide receiver Josh Malone (3) and quarterback Joshua Dobbs (11) celebrate a touchdown during the first half of the No. 17 Tennessee Volunteers 45-34 loss to the Vanderbilt Commodores on November 26, 2016, at Vanderbilt Stadium in Nashville, Tenn. (Photo by Matthew Maxey/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

The Dawgs are taking a bus over to Knoxville this weekend, where they look to steamroll a Tennessee team that JUSSST beat Kentucky last week. The experts love Georgia going to town on UT (the spread is 19.5), but I think not. If there was ever a time for the Vols to shock the world, it would be this weekend. My reasoning is not related to advanced statistical analysis or PFF predictions; it’s from common sense. As much as I love Atlanta sports fans, they have had too much good luck lately. The Braves won a World Series, UGA has been dominant, and the Falcons inexplicably didn’t blow their lead to the Saints last Sunday. I’m happy for Atlanta fans; however, I know that good things come in spurts for Atlanta. They are a poverty fanbase. God would never allow them to win a WS without their best player AND have UGA go undefeated this year. Girls with blue hair hate me, every time I walk into my Grandma’s house she’s watching Tucker Carlson, and Atlanta sports franchises blow big leads. That’s how the world works….

I’m seeing this game in my crystal ball, and it’s showing me flashbacks of Josh Dobbs rolling right, firing a hail mary, and Tennessee winning miraculously. That is what we are getting on Saturday.

And speaking of the hail mary game, we’ve teamed up with Josh Malone to bring you an offer you can’t refuse: Bet $1 and Win $100 on the Vols if they score a TD. So take it from me, watch the Vols put up points, and make money while doing it on Saturday.

Here’s how to get the offer:

  • Sign up for WynnBET
  • Select your state
  • Go to promotions
  • Click deposit on the “Bet $1 Win $100” tile
  • Deposit $20 or more into your account
  • Finally, place a $1 spread, moneyline, or over/under bet on the Vols.
  • Watch $100 fly right into your account because the Vols will score a TD in this game

What do you think?

Written by Bobby D'Angelo

TFM middle school penis game champion. Rutgers student.

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