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Alright so that third quarter for the Celtics was more embarrassing than the time I farted out loud in class, BUT Marcus Smart is coming back, and Horford should be back shortly. For the second time in two years, Boston and Miami will duel it out for a ticket to the NBA finals. This is NBA basketball at its best- no superteams, great defense, and a superstar on both teams that wants the ball with five seconds left on the clock. The Celtics came into this series hotter than an Eastern European girl with a work visa in Aspen. In this year’s playoffs, Jayson Tatum’s stat line reads 28.3 ppg, 5.6 rebounds, 6.1 assists, and 1.3 steals per game. While the Celtics play a great brand of team basketball, to quote Demarcus Cousins, Jayson Tatum’s play throughout the past two weeks is gettin’ ridiculous. The Celtics have also received great contributions from Derrick White and Payton Pritchard, who have been key bumps off the bench. I think Marcus Smart defines this Celtics team- they dive for loose balls, hit threes at the rate of a blunt passed around a Phish concert, and play with the Grinch’s heart at the end of the movie.
As for the Heat, Jimmy Butler is their this guy can give us forty on any given night guy. And much like Butler, the Heat have been raw all season and weren’t talked about much. Like the Celtics, the Heat’s defensive unit is among the best in basketball. They steamrolled the East all year like the Kushner family bulldozing low-income properties, they have a backcourt full of veterans, and Bam is a scary sight for any forward in the league. Erik Spoelstra is the best coach in basketball, and when Tyler Herro is playing to the best of his abilities, the Heat are the best team in basketball. I think this series goes at least six, but I believe that the Celtics will win. Both of these teams have a lot of heart, but I think, like a crappy Netflix show that a Tinder date made me watch, the Celtics are Too Hot To Handle. I believe in Jayson Tatum. Take the Celtics in game two.