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Bet $10 On The Cardinals v. The Cowboys And Get $200 If A Touchdown Is Scored

GLENDALE, ARIZONA - DECEMBER 25: Kyler Murray #1 of the Arizona Cardinals looks to throw the ball against the Indianapolis Colts at State Farm Stadium on December 25, 2021 in Glendale, Arizona. (Photo by Norm Hall/Getty Images)

Yes, the title is true; we legally cannot lie to you. Big Casinos are trying to swallow each other whole, and until that happens, we all get a little bit of money in our pockets. 

Claim this offer using BetMGM:

  1. Sign up for BetMGM by clicking here
  2. Select your state.
  3. Deposit $10 or more into your account
  4. Finally, place a $10 bet on any spread, Moneyline, or total on this game and get $200 back when a TD is scored.

My Take:

I think we can all agree that it has been a rough last couple of weeks for Cardinals nation. Between BarstoolBigCat driving the team social media manager into psychosis, and a loss to the Lions, they will want to shut the door on December and not look back. However, part of being a great team is getting hot at the right time. Before you went out and brought home the best-looking girl to ever come into your dingy apartment, you took a crap before going out to the bar. This is what this period has been – the crap before the Cardinals go into the playoffs looking strong and compete for a Super Bowl run. Vegas likes the Cowboys -5.5; that’s blatantly disrespectful. The Cardinals are 7-1 against the spread on the road this year, and they still have most of the offensive weapons that Bleacher Report was kissing on the mouth earlier this year at their disposal. This is the game where they get it right.

And don’t forget to claim your $200.

What do you think?

Written by Bobby D'Angelo

TFM middle school penis game champion. Rutgers student.

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