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Bet $20 On The Bears And Get $200 & A $100 Uber Voucher

DETROIT, MICHIGAN - NOVEMBER 25: Andy Dalton #14 of the Chicago Bears celebrates a touchdown during the fourth quarter of the game against the Detroit Lions at Ford Field on November 25, 2021 in Detroit, Michigan. Chicago Bears defeated the Detroit Lions 16-14. (Photo by Leon Halip/Getty Images)

Yes, the title is true; we legally cannot lie to you. Big Casinos are trying to swallow each other whole, and until that happens, we all get a little bit of money in our pockets. But, beware that this is the last week this offer will be available!

Sports betting is legal in Illinois, but Illinoisans have to register for any sports betting app in person. So we’ve partnered with PointsBet to make activation a no-brainer.

Here’s the deal:

  1. Sign up for PointsBet by clicking here
  2. After finishing registration, you will be emailed a $100 Uber Voucher
  3. Use your Uber Voucher to go to a PointsBet Sportsbook location, and instantly get $200 back when you place your $20 bet.

My Take On The Game:

The Bears won’t win this game because of the flashes of potential Justin Fields showed in the fourth quarter last Sunday. They won’t win this game because their Special Teams has been the lone bright spot in an otherwise forgettable year or because Matt Nagy is coaching to convince future executives he isn’t special needs. The Bears will win this game because the only more tortured fanbase in sports is Vikings fans. The Vikings come into this game favorited by 3.5. They’ve found themselves right back in the playoff hunt with Mike Zimmer, most likely coaching for his job because of their talented roster. I’m not a superstitious guy; I’m the type of guy that bets on things he’s seen a million times. And let me tell you, this game has all the signs of a Vikings kicker getting a field goal blown at soldier field more aggressively than Teanna Trump on BLACKED.

Oh, and don’t forget to claim your $200 by simply placing a $20 bet on either team. This is the last week this offer will be available!

What do you think?

Written by Bobby D'Angelo

TFM middle school penis game champion. Rutgers student.

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