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Bet $20 On The Colts v. The Jaguars And Get $150 Regardless Of The Outcome

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - JANUARY 02: Jonathan Taylor #28 of the Indianapolis Colt runs the ball during the game against the Las Vegas Raiders at Lucas Oil Stadium on January 2, 2022 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Michael Hickey/Getty Images)

Yes, the title is true; we legally cannot lie to you. Big Casinos are trying to swallow each other whole, and until that happens, we all get a little bit of money in our pockets. 

Bet $20 on the Colts vs Jaguars and get $150 back win or lose.

My Pick:

I’m not going to watch this game, and you shouldn’t either. It’s immoral to keep beating up on someone when they’re already dead. Watching this game would be reminiscent of watching the drone strikes Chelsea Manning leaked. Yes, the Colts dropped a tough one to a Raiders team that’s hanging in there like Rocky in the fourteenth round, but sometimes it’s a good thing to drop a game BEFORE the playoffs when you’re riding hot. If I’ve learned one thing so far in my early twenties, it’s that you never want to climax too quickly. Vegas likes the Colts -15.5, and I have to agree with them.

To me, taking that many points isn’t even an indictment on the strong second half of the season the Colts have played; it’s truly an indictment of where the Jaguars are. The Jaguars remind me of a kid that’s on his last day in South Padre Island. He’s sunburnt, bloated from Margaritas, he has no money in his bank account, and his Mom is threatening to cancel his phone plan if he doesn’t call her and explain why he has been Venmoing his friends snowflake emojis late into the night. If I’m a Jacksonville Jaguar player, I am so done with this team that I’m actively seeking out the Omicron variant, so I don’t have to play in this game. Colts Win Easily and They’re On To The Playoffs.

Get $150 even if your bet on this game loses:

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  4. Finally, place a $20 on any spread, Moneyline, or total and get $150 back… win or lose.

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