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If the Vikings’ win last week proved anything, it’s that the Packers receivers are clearly all married to women with, in this house we believe in science, signs because they did Aaron Rodgers no favors. The Vikings’ offensive line looked good, apart from Ed Ingram, and Minnesota had 126 yards on the ground. Kirk Cousins had one of those games where he reminds everybody why he makes his salary. He went 23/32 for 277 yards, two TDs, a 118.9 passer rating, and 80.7 QBR. Kirk is like crypto. His performances are all over the place, and I’m really sick and tired of hearing about him. Justin Jefferson, the one that Howie Roseman let get away, had yet another career game against the Packers with 184 yards and nine receptions off of eleven targets (a crazy stat line to have on September 11th). Jefferson is so good that I swear to God the guy could catch an STD from a Mormon. Apart from Patrick Peterson getting beat a few too many times, the Vikings coverage was pretty sound- holding Rodgers to just a 67.7 passer rating. 

The Eagles didn’t look perfect in their week one win against the Lions, but we saw the potential. Jonathan Gannon’s defensive unit needs to start watching more tape because they let D’Andre Swift run them over like he was behind the wheel with Caitlyn Jenner. In his first game wearing green, AJ Brown looked a whole lot like Terrell Owens before he was Dancing With The Stars. Brown caught ten of his thirteen targets for 155 yards, including a fifty-four-yard pass that had every person east of Schuylkill County losing their minds. Jalen Hurts played an okay game that didn’t live up to his standards (according to him). Hurts went just eighteen-for-thirty-two for 243 yards and no passing touchdowns. The Eagles’ run game is once again about as unstoppable as Alexander The Great in his prime. Philadelphia had 216 rushing yards, including ninety-six from the sempiternal most underrated player in the league Miles Sanders. Vegas likes the Eagles -2, and I think they will win by more than a touchdown. Much like Garfield the cat, Kirk Cousins is not a Monday guy. Cousins is two and nine in his career on Monday nights. Take the Eagles to win, cover, and take your free $200 from DraftKings!

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