First Sunday NFL Betting Guide

Cheers to quite possibly one of the greatest days in all of television. The first Sunday of the 2021 NFL Season… an entire day to celebrate a new season of professional football.

My God, what a day.

I’m currently en route to Indianaoploius to watch the Colts get slaughtered by the Seahawks, so I apologize for the brevity of this blog.

I absolutely despise the Hawks as I am a diehard 49ers fan, but I am a smart fantasy manager who has Russ, Chris Carson, and Tyler Lockett on my fantasy team… so I have a financial incentive to watch a large chunk of their offense succeed.

I’ve been right about my locks in both NFL and college games this week, so I’m just going to say who I like without any reasoning. 

You’ll just have to trust me.

Seahawks at Colts, take Seahawks -3

Packers at Saints, take Green Bay -3.5

49ers at Lions, HAMMER NINERS -9

There you have it folks. Enjoy your free money.


Written by Henry Marken

I lost my pinky finger at age 4, but then found it again at a soup kitchen when I was 15. Survivor of a wild turkey attack (2008). I went to the University of Phoenix before it was cool to do college online. Currently in a lawsuit with Crayola after a devastating purple crayon incident.

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