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But if you are looking for more insight on how to navigate your NFL week 4 betting slate, look no further and bare with my logic… of not using logic.
Just like last week, I am going to present my three NFL betting locks of the week… all without using any real logic. In my experience of seeking sports betting advice, I declared that no one, not even the gambling experts, and certainly NOT anyone on television who talks about sports for a living, can accurately predict the outcomes of NFL games on a consistent basis.
This may sound discouraging, but as a sports better, I’ve had the most success when I’m NOT thinking logically and I just let the magic of pure luck take over.
Thus, I decided that perhaps the use of logic should be eliminated entirely in the decision process. You don’t have to listen to me, as this philosophy literally involves zero logic at all, but if anything, do your wallet a massive solid and take advantage of the practically free money opportunity put on by WynnBET Sportsbook.
Onto my picks.
The Pittsburgh Steelers are 7 point underdogs on the road against the Green Bay Packers. Aaron Rodgers has this crazy new hairstyle. It looks like a rat’s nest is coming out of the back of his helmet. For someone worth tens of millions of dollars a year, he looks homeless. I don’t know, he could be planning something beyond football, like spending his days selling soap or running around a dense forest, stark naked. Wherever his eyes are looking, they certainly aren’t focused on covering against the Steelers. I’m taking the Steelers and the points.
The Baltimore Ravens are 1 point underdogs on the road against the Denver Broncos. I don’t know how smart a bronco is, but I know that a raven is one of the smartest creatures in the entire animal kingdom. Ravens are known to solve simple puzzles using logic, which makes those birds smarter and more valuable than the entire staff of the New York Jets organization. I’m taking the Ravens to cover and win on the road against the Broncos.
The Tampa Bay Bucs are 7 point favorites on the road against the New England Patriots. Tom Brady plays for the Bucs. He has a great jawline, a sharp chin, and a really gorgeous wife. Bill Belichick, the head coach of the Patriots, has in fact NONE of those things. I like Brady, his chin, and his Bucs to win and cover against the Patriots.
