Around a month ago, I wrote about the embarrassment that the Kansas State football team was after the team did this Tik Tok.
Well it looks like their rivals Kansas has stepped up the game, and made a worse video.
There’s nothing wrong with pumping up your guy friends. Sometimes a dude needs to be told that they look good to raise their confidence from 0.1 to 0.2. For a football team, though, we are told constantly that when football players go onto the field, they are going into battle, they are fighting a war, and that they’re gonna kill motherfuckers. Telling your buddies that they are cute, have a fat ass, or are sexy doesn’t give me a badass vibe. I don’t want to sound like an old man yelling at the clouds, but this is what I want from my football team.
That’s the Lord’s son Tim Tebow giving a great pump-up speech. It doesn’t get more PC than Tebow, and he’s getting the boys riled up. I don’t think Tebow is walking around telling his teammates that they have a fat ass on picture day.
If I’m going to talk about being passionate and pumping up the team, I have to mention my favorite Eagles of all time, Brian Dawkins, and of course, Ray Lewis gets the people going.
If I were Texas Tech, Oklahoma, Baylor, or TCU at the beginning of the game, I would be going up to every player on Kansas and telling them how cute they look. I would mock them every time I line up against them. You score a touchdown on a cornerback; tell them how sexy they are. Make a big hit tell them they are cute. I wouldn’t let the chirping end even after the game ended.