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Chess Grandmaster has Butthole Examined before Match??

Personally, I haven’t even thought about chess since The Queen’s Gambit was popular around two years ago, but after seeing this insanity on my Twitter feed, I might have to start paying more attention to the chess world. Grandmaster Hans Niemann, who has been accused in the past of cheating during online and over-the-board matches, More

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An Average Night Watching Thursday Night Football With The Fellas

It’s 8:42 PM, and with everything going on in the world right now, you and your friends are sitting your white asses down and listening…to Kirk Herbstreit narrate Matt Ryan going through his progressions. You want to be really upset because you’re losing two units on this game, but moments ago, in the big family More

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Draymond’s Fight Club

I am all for showing the younger guy his place. If an upstart young gun disrespects the old vet, he deserves to know whose team it’s been for the past while. But I mean come on Draymond, what are we doing here? This isn’t Mac McClung this is Jordan Poole. A guy who helped you More

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Fantasy Football Studs and Duds: Week Four

As week four comes to a close, I’ve got to say the beginning of this NFL season has been as chaotic as any season I can remember. The Eagles are undefeated, the Jets are playing .500 football despite having Joe Flacco as their quarterback, and Tua Tagovailoa now probably has Aaron Hernandez-level CTE. With that More

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Quarterbacks are Dropping like Flies

Now I’ll be the first to say that NFL players get injured during a season. Yea, I know, I was surprised when I heard that too. Who knew right? I would never have guessed that a sport involving tackling and contact players would get injured. However, maybe it’s just me but I feel like this More

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My Sunday as a College Bettor, October Third

11:19: Wake up. Another day another dollar. Early Bird catches the worm. Whatever, I’ve heard it all before. Gonna keep it real when I say I got fucked last week, but like JFK your gonna have to shoot me in the head to kill me. Gonna start meditating to figure out the picks for the More

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The Five Stages of a Fraternity Mixer

Stage 1: The Sausage Fest This is the pre-game part of the mixer, where the fellas arrive and collectively drink half of the night’s alcohol supply before any female guests have arrived. Spirits are high, hopes are up, and the realization that the night will end in rejection for 80% of you hasn’t settled in. More

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What is an “Academic Weapon”?

Throughout the past week or so, I haven’t been able to go to a single class without hearing “academic weapon” multiple times. Before I even knew the true meaning behind the term, I genuinely thought it was one of the coolest things I had ever heard. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be referred to More

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Why Can’t Antonio Brown Keep his Clothes On?

Is it too much to ask to go at least one week without hearing about yet another dumb Antonio Brown incident? After ending his stint in Tampa Bay with a shirtless exit against the Jets last year, AB has gone one step further and is now flashing his manhood to random people. This past May, More

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David Goggins’ Pledge Diary: Part Three

I woke up this morning with puke on my bed sheets, two dislocated fingers, and what seems to be a flashbang-esque concussion. In spite of my best efforts, I couldn’t remember anything from our ΣΕΧ pledge class party the night prior. I decided to go on a run to clear my head and sweat out More

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Biggest Stories from the NFL 3 Weeks in

The AFC West is Underperforming: Going into the season, most analysts and fans alike would have agreed that the AFC West was the best division in football. The Chiefs are the Chiefs, Denver got Russ, LA has crazy weapons to compliment Herbert, and Oakland added Adams. Three weeks in and the AFC West is an More

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