Now I might hate the Cowboys with every fiber in my body, but I had to go with the GOAT cheerleaders for my first blog about the hottest cheerleaders. They are so famous that they have their own tv show called Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making The Team. I don’t closely follow cheer squads, but I More
Friday afternoons are a really weird time. After your classes, your nap, and the special alone time you have with yourself (I’m not saying that’s the only order; it’s just the one I went with today), there’s this super fucking awful limbo of waiting until you should get up and get ready for your night. More
TFM interviewed pornstars Kira Queen and Dan Leal a while back. Here is a clip of Kira sharing one of her sexual fantasies… More
I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok More
For years, women’s sports have been the bunt of many jokes by fat dudes chilling on their couches. They think they aren’t athletic enough even though their peak of athleticism is not being winded while bending down to tie their shoes. Today we are looking at Alexis Williams, the volleyball player for South Florida. Volleyball More
Since there’s 8 million people in this city, if you’re not getting laid, your a fucking asshole It’s not like I fucking forgot how to get pussy because I fucking became homeless Dude I’ll go over to any random girl here tell them I fucking love them, and I want to marry them just for More
Here at TFM, we don’t want to be boring ass ESPN where we scream at you about what LeBron had at lunch or how old Tom Brady is. We try to find a new slant on sports, and you know what people love? Pornstars, and what better way than taking players on an NFL team More
Last week Rolling Stone put out their 500 greatest songs of all time list. I really don’t have much to say about their list except for the fact that there are just so many misses. Seriously, I think it’s just a bad list. As much as I’d like to redo the entire 500, I’m simply way too More
If you’re like me, you find yourself always asking “why?” Why do we do the things we do? Why do things like this happen? Why do people act a certain way? Well, like you, I don’t have any of the answers. I’m just here to state the obvious and poke fun at things that we More
This sound is officially the best legal way to torture people. Shitty TikToker of the week: Berries and Cream Does anyone else have that one friend who watches TikToks around you? I don’t mean casually scrolling through the app for a minute or two, I mean 30-40 minutes of full volume brain-numbing sounds that repeat More
If you remember, last week, I wrote that head coach Bruce Barnum of Portland State promised to buy all of the beers for whoever showed up to their game versus Western Oregon. Well, 3,124 people showed up to the game, and they drank a total of 2,064 beers. I have to say that I’m a More
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