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Best Responses to First Day of Class “Fun Facts”

For whatever reason, a lot of professors in college think it is necessary to create a “community” in their classes, despite the fact that everyone in the room desperately wants to just sit there and watch the time go by. Because of this, every class usually starts with “ice breakers” in which you have to More

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An Average Day In College

It’s 12:13 PM. You wake up to the muffled sound of Luke Combs playing from your kitchen. Disoriented and confused, your hands begin searching for your phone as your mind races looking for answers for what happened last night. You’ve seen this movie one too many times. After finding a cracked phone with four emails More

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Drake’s Hot Sauce P*ssy

“It was like pouring hot lava into my pussy”  You’ve probably heard by now about Drakes’s favorite form of birth control for a hot, spicy night of sex. This Instagram model’s vajayjay is burning but for different reasons than you think. For those who haven’t heard, Drake had consensual (hate that we have to clarify More

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Proving That Life Is One Big South Park Episode, Weed Prevents COVID

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, we are living in a South Park episode. Weed preventing the spread of COVID? Why the fuck not? The two compounds commonly found in hemp — called cannabigerolic acid, or CBGA, and cannabidiolic acid, or CBDA — were identified during a chemical screening effort as having potential to combat More

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This Guy’s Reaction To Georgia Winning Will Make Your Day

As the great Shane Gillis always says, “dudes rock.” What a moment. For forty-one years, this dude has been waiting to see his Dawgs pull through. This guy probably goes to work every day early in the morning so he can provide his wife a Tempur-Pedic mattress and his kids with a small playground in More

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Timeline of A Week in College: Syllabus Week

Monday You wake up for your first class and spend the entirety of it scrolling through Twitter on your laptop while keeping an ear out for the teacher to say your name for when you need to give the three pieces of information that starts every semester. When class is over, you head back to More

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F*ck, Marry, Kill – Euphoria

These girls are as hot as this show is stressful. I am obsessed with everyone on this show. I’m going to play with their characters, because I could never kill any of these actresses. I’m too in love with them. Fuck – Maddy Alexa Demie is oozes sex appeal. Her instagram and her outfits are More

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Dear Women: VSCO

Dear Women, I’ve mentioned VSCO in other blogs before, but this feels like the right platform to ask some questions that us fellas are interested in. First off, I think proper thanks are in order to every girl that has a VSCO link in her Instagram bio. There are many occasions in which in we More

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Your Drug Dealer’s Retirement Letter

Dear Consumer, I’m penning you this letter to inform all of you of my retirement from distributing drugs. It was at my second court-mandated therapy session that I realized that a relationship should be 50/50, and quite frankly, you guys have expected too much from me for too long. What started off as a side More

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The 45 Hottest Girl Names, Ranked

There isn’t a single Sloan on the face of this planet who’s below an 8. Not one. Not a single Sloan in existence, or throughout history, is unattractive. I don’t know why it works out this way, but it does. It’s an exact science. When two parents find out they’ll be having a baby girl, and they More

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Milf & Dilf Of The Week

Welcome back to MILF & DILF of the week. Milf – Emily Ratakowski, 30 She is not only the ultimate MILF, she’s the ultimate human. It feels like cheating to pick her, because she’s a freak of nature. I used to HATE her. I felt like she was so hot and in an annoying way. More

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Don’t Hook Up With Your Ex’s Best Friend: A Cautionary Tale

I’ve always been of the mindset that anyone with whom you want to shoot your shot in college is fair game. It doesn’t matter if they’re taken, your boy has smashed, your ex is friends with them, or whatever the situation may be; to me, if another consenting adult is game to get busy, then More

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