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Total Sorority Move

Comedy and entertainment from America's finest Greek communities

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13 Sexy Holiday Games To Spice Up Your Relationship

The Rudolph• Ask him to wear a shiny red ball on his nose.• Make fun of him and don’t let him play any games.• Ask him to drive you to the mall like nothing happened. The Dance of The Texting-Ho Faries• Have him take off all of his clothes.• Bring out your nutcracker.• Tell him to hand More

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Danny Duncan Exposed for Abuse

Danny Duncan is one of the most popular YouTubers on the face of the earth right now. With over six million subscribers, he’s become one of the most easily recognizable pranksters on the internet. On top of his pranks, he’s also posted many videos of him buying houses, cars, and more for his friends and More

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Stop Calling Yourself “Classy”

I’ve used the word “classy” one time in my life… or at least one time publicly, and there’s really no way to prove otherwise. I was in grade ten, and on the high of not only being given permission to open an Instagram account, but also being handed my mother’s credit card to run wild with More

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Spotify Wrapped Season… Sucks.

I can genuinely say that I think the Spotify Wrapped thing is pretty cool. A year is a long time, so it’s fun to see all the different kinds of music you fluctuate in and out of throughout it. Personally, I enjoy sharing it with some of my closest friends who have the same or More

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F*ck, Marry, Kill

This week we will be playing with girls MGK has dated.  DISCLAIMER: I’d be lucky to even have these ladies look at me. This is just a game!! Any fandoms do not come for me. Obviously, Megan Fox is currently dating MGK. But he has dated other famous stars in the past. The exes I found More

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IT Girls As Your Sorority Officers

Chapter President –  Torrance Shipman from Bring It On She wants whats best for the whole team. Torrance gave her heart and soul to her squad and she would do the same for your sorority chapter. Not only that, she is super nice, pretty and popular. She’s popular, but not from trying. She naturally attracts More

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Dear Women: Snapchat

Dear Women, Hope you’re all well and had a great Thanksgiving. I know I did. But after a week of relaxation and alcohol consumption, I’m back at school and it’s time to really lock it in and get back into my most important job: academics. Just kidding… understanding all of you! This week I want More

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Experts Warn Cold Weather Can Cause ‘Winter Vagina’

Winter is here and as such it is time to pay attention to the needs of your front hole (see, we can be politically correct here) … and one of those needs, according to experts, is to avoid ‘winter vagina’ Now, to me, ‘winter vagina’ is when womanscaping stops and those panty hampsters emerge… but, More

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Milf & Dilf Of The Week

Today we have the real housewives cast as our Milf & Dilf. I’ve never watched this show before, but I have a feeling you might watch it after this article. May I present to you, Real Housewives of Miami star, Joanna Krupa. Krupa is a model and is 42 years old. It is hard to More

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F*ck Marry Kill

Today, in honor of the JoBro family roast, we will be playing with the Jonas Sisters. The wives are Priyanka Chopra, Sophie Turner, Danielle Sesy F*CK – Danielle Sesy Besides that one reality TV show, she isn’t thirsty. She doesn’t seem to want attention or to be in the limelight. That’s super attractive. She’s also More

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Thanksgiving Break: Overrated?

On Saturday I got back to Philly for Thanksgiving break. I went to bed somewhat early, got up the next morning, drank beers in a parking lot until it was time to go in the Birds game, and got home and slept for sixteen hours. That was my sort of settling in period, and now More

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