total sorority move icon

Total Sorority Move

Comedy and entertainment from America's finest Greek communities

Total Sorority Move

Thoughts By A Thot – Women Share Advice On Plastic Surgery

Plastic surgery is confusing. We all want to have the skin of a two-month baby, but we don’t want to look weird, or try too hard, have people judge us, not be ~natural~ or pay out the ass for it. Disclaimer: I don’t have any work done, so I’m not qualified to give advice. But More

Read More »
Total Sorority Move

Fuck, Marry, Kill – The Always Sunny In Philadelphia Cast

Going to keep it to Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, and Glenn Howerton. If it was all the Always Sunny actors, I’d fuck Danny DeVito and marry Kaitlin Olson. FUCK: Rob McElhenney (Mac) First off, he married Kaitlin Olson, so he has excellent taste. Second off, his weight gain and loss. That’s a man who has More

Read More »
Post Grad Problems

Rolling Stone’s Top 10 Songs vs. Strokes’ Top 10 Songs

Last week Rolling Stone put out their 500 greatest songs of all time list. I really don’t have much to say about their list except for the fact that there are just so many misses. Seriously, I think it’s just a bad list. As much as I’d like to redo the entire 500, I’m simply way too More

Read More »
Total Frat Move

Whys of the Week ( Part 3)

If you’re like me, you find yourself always asking “why?” Why do we do the things we do? Why do things like this happen? Why do people act a certain way? Well, like you, I don’t have any of the answers. I’m just here to state the obvious and poke fun at things that we More

Read More »
Total Sorority Move

The Ultimate MILFS – Megan Fox & Kourtney Kardashian

Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait. Skims just released a new campaign with Kourtney Kardashian & Megan Fox. It is insane. They are the ultimate MILFS. I love this campaign because… Proves You Can Be Hot A Hot Mom Megan fox is 35 and Kourtney Kardashian is 42, which isn’t old. But we are More

Read More »
Total Sorority Move

Jack Harlow is FTG

Our beloved Jack Harlow, is truly for the girls.  This past week, the ladies of the internet collectively decided that we could ALL pull Jack Harlow if we really wanted to.  Bold statement? Yes. True? Maybe. daiquiriheiress on TikTok described the acclaimed rapper best when she said:  “My thing with Jack Harlow is like, he’s More

Read More »
Total Sorority Move

The “Crazy Girl”

This week, Alyssa and I discuss the “crazy girl” myth – does the crazy girl really exist? Here’s links to Apple Music and Spotify. First of all, no girl is born insane. Insane girls are created through their upbringing or an even more insane boyfriend / girlfriend. In the episode, we talk about times we’ve More

Read More »
Total Frat Move

Dear Women: Tinder

Dear Women, Hey. It’s been a while. How are you? Cool. Nice. Small talk stuff. Let’s get into it. Recently, I sat down with the rest of the men. We talked, and we want to know what your thoughts are on Tinder. Obviously, a great deal of you ladies use it, but the fellas and More

Read More »
Total Frat Move

The Pineapple Juice Myth

Naturally, girls are insecure about their vagina and her possible smells and tastes. Whether your cooch looks like a hermit crab or a buttcrack, she is beautiful!!! She doesn’t smell or tastes bad. As long as you take care of her right, there is nothing to complain about. A guy who doesn’t eat girls out More

Read More »
Total Sorority Move

Thots From A Thot – How To Adult

Did you just graduate college? Did you just start a summer internship? Trying to get your life together because the person you’re dating has it together? Here are my thots.  1. Get a job (duh) Doesn’t have to be your dream job. But get a job that pays for your lifestyle. If your job at More

Read More »
Total Sorority Move

11 Secretly Offensive Theme Parties That Have Been Masquerading As Politically Correct

1. Heaven and Hell What it is: Partygoers dress in either white or red, depending on whether they’ve decided to represent heaven, or hell, respectively. Angel wings and devil horns are often worn. The basement is often decorated with firey landscapes to represent hell, while the upper levels are decorated with clouds to represent heaven. Who More

Read More »
Total Sorority Move

Do’s and Dont’s of Recruitment and Work Week

Recruitment season is upon us once again! As work week gets closer and closer, I find myself feeling equal parts excitement and dread. Recruitment offers such a great opportunity for sisterly bonding that’s free of boys, studying, and any other distraction that comes about during the semester. At the same time, it’s no picnic having More

Read More »
Back to Top

Log In

Forgot password?

Don't have an account? Register

Forgot password?

Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password.

Your password reset link appears to be invalid or expired.

Log in

Privacy Policy

To use social login you have to agree with the storage and handling of your data by this website.

Add to Collection

No Collections

Here you'll find all collections you've created before.