A Group of Middle School Girls There is no more intimidating sight than walking through the mall with your mother on a trip to get “dress pants that show you graduated high school” and encountering a group of middle school girls. They move in packs, each equipped with a Starbucks cup that’s essentially filled with More
Age Discrepancies “Actually 20 lol *stupid emoji*” populates thousands of Tinder profiles throughout the country, and it tells you one thing: she got on this dog shit app years before she was supposed to. It’s not necessarily a terrible thing, but you have to realize that if there’s a three-year difference between her Tinder age and her More
College has flown by for me, as I’m sure it has for many of you. This is the last summer I have before graduating, which means that it’s pretty much the last summer before I have to grow up. I am staring adult life directly in the face, and it’s fucking terrifying. My friends that More
Politics It’s pretty simple: you aren’t going to get a single thing done by reposting something to your Instagram story. Let’s look at the recent Supreme Court leak for example: news leaks of Roe v. Wade being overturned, and the first thing everyone does is post something on their Instagram story about how disgusted they More
Look I get that there are still people that get COVID and it’s real and blah blah blah, but for the average college degenerate the time that we’ve cared about getting it and stopping the spread has been over for a while because we’re in our twenties and we’re self-centered and that’s okay. With that More
Let me start this off by saying that there are no bad nights to drink. I mean, for academic reasons there are, but I’m not trying to say that these nights aren’t fun if you do choose to be a degenerate and hit the bar on a Sunday. 7. Tuesday The reason drinking on a Tuesday is More
Iconic Candies ads had me begging my moms to spend racks at Kohls. They were overly sexy, ads for preteens that I was dying to look like. Every year, Khols would pick an IT girl to pose in all the Candies ads. However, they used to be even crazier than I had remembered. The perfume More
A transgender bachorlette, where none of the contestants know. A bisexual, who is lying about her sexuality, and the painfully hilarious show about looks… Here are shows that should’ve never been on TV. Tila Tequila A Shot At Love Tila tequila was a myspace famous (before instagram famous) personality. She was the star of “A More
You Don’t Sit Next to a Random Unless You Have To This rule is shockingly unfollowed by way too many people, but it’s a rule, nonetheless. If you walk into your class and see two open seats next to someone, you NEVER take the one directly next to them. It’s terrible form. You leave that More
Always Tired In high school, we all got up at around 6:30-7am, went to school for about eight hours, and then had sports or clubs or whatever you did after school, went home and did homework, and then stayed up after that doing whatever nonsense we felt like. I don’t know how I survived those More
Dear Freshmen, It’s about the time of year when you’re going to have to start picking classes. I’ve done this six times at this point, with number seven coming up on Wednesday. Listen up. First of all, meet with your advisor as soon as you can. Most schools have an advising hold, which means you More
Everyone likes to talk about how bad they procrastinate and how they’re the best at it – blah blah blah. Shut up. You’re all wrong. In the nearly twenty-one years I’ve been on this planet I have locked down a completely full proof system on how to properly procrastinate while not sacrificing your grade. Listen More
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