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You Don’t Need Therapy, You Just Need To Dye Your Hair

My freshman year of college, I remember feeling pretty lost. Looking back, I don’t think I was happy. I was going through a ~dramatic~ break up that chipped away at most of my self esteem. I had no confidence and I was pretty miserable. Picture the biggest buzzkill at every party.  I would go out More

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Post Grad Problems

TFM Goes Savage: New Owners Of The Site

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Feb. 23, 2021) — Savage Ventures today announced its completed purchase of the TFM brands: Total Frat Move, Total Sorority Move, Post Grad Problems, and their assets from Grandex Media. Savage Ventures will now oversee the operation of the websites, podcasting, social media, and merchandise after reaching an agreement with the former owners More

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Total Frat Move

Internet “Challenges”

In the age of TikTok, there seems to be a new “challenge” every week. Yet, most of these challenges are more like viral trends; like drinking a fruity beverage while skateboarding and dances that only require upper body movement. But, there are some challenges that are worth talking about: Stand-Up Challenge This is an impressive More

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Total Frat Move

The Live-Action Last Airbender Remake Looks Fire

Ok, so this is actually just a series of hilarious PARODY videos.  Surprise, I know.  But I’ll say a few things about the remake as an excuse to show the videos to anyone who hasn’t seen them yet… or am I using the videos as a way to talk about an idea that occurred to More

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Total Frat Move

Take a Trip Down MEMEory Lane

Zillenials were the first generation to grow up in such a rapidly evolving digital world. Many of us missed out on the Myspace train but can distinctly remember every word to the 2010 Kesha Parody. Throughout the years, there have been some iconic memes, videos and moments that have both shaped and broke us.  Let’s More

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Total Frat Move

The Gnar Shredded Me

*Disclaimer/Spoiler, this blog was written by a person with a concussion, please bare with me* Over the weekend, my buddies and I went up north to do the most socially distant activity there is to do…ski.  The whole entire trip, my friends did one thing and I opted to do the polar opposite.  For example, More

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Total Sorority Move

Rating College Party Themes

White Lie (Rate: 9.2) Concept: Everyone wears a white T-Shirt. On the front of the t-shirt; each person writes their own “white lie” about themselves. Some people write their friends white lies for them, but I don’t recommend doing that. Feelings will get hurt before you even get there. Pros: -Casual and easy party theme More

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Total Sorority Move

North Van Gogh

I’m not sure if any of you have ever heard of her, but there’s this lesser known influencer type of woman named, Kim Kardashion. She is the mother of another smaller entertainer’s children. I know his name starts with a K, but I can’t really remember what he goes by. Anyways, this family tends to More

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Total Sorority Move

Why Do Men Get Better With Age?

I hate to say it, I really do…but men get better looking with age. It’s the hardest truth I’ve ever had to accept.  It’s not like they deserve it, they literally clean their ass with the same bar of soap their mom gave them four Christmases ago.  The way women treat their body versus men More

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Total Frat Move

Gronk Fan Jinxed Himself

Last night before the big game, 21-year-old Noah Mazzilli casually sent out this tweet: Thinking nothing of it, he carried on about his day.  Unfortunately for Noah, right before the game started he was called into work for the night. Plastering away, Noah tried his best to catch a few glimpses of the game while More

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Total Sorority Move

Why Is Big/Little So Awkward?

She was the classic “big sister” figure in my eyes: she was cool, she was fun, she had a great group of friends that I looked up to. Not to mention, she was basically the hottest girl I had ever seen in my life. She still is. And she was about to be my best More

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Total Frat Move

2021 Super Bowl Commercials Ranked

“This past year has been anything but normal” – a phrase just about every article starts off with nowadays. Nonetheless, this is true.  So, like the past year…the Superbowl was a lot different than Super Bowls prior. Besides the masks and cardboard fans, the experience was also different for the viewers at home, especially the More

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