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The After Drinking Recap

If you’ve ever had any fun drinking before, then you should’ve also experienced what is, in my opinion, the only thing that can save you from a hangover that doesn’t involve taking a borderline suicidal amount of ibuprofen and jerking of: the recap. Last Friday night I blacked out pretty good. It happens to me More

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My First Heartbreak Was My Boss at a Jet’s Pizza

The first guy that ever broke my heart was my boss at a Jet’s Pizza. I’m not kidding. I talk about it in detail in this week’s episode of So I Was Like, but basically, I worked at a pizza place in high school, and I had a crush on my boss. He was 26 More

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Dear Women: The Group Bathroom Trip

Dear Women, What’s up? Another week, another thing I don’t understand too well about you guys. This one has been talked about since the dawn of the public restroom, and I know that men much more intelligent and handsome than I have asked this same question. But, here’s to trying to find an answer: why More

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Girls

Sunday Scaries – Festival Season

After a long miserable year of no parties, no events, and no concerts I think we can all agree we are ready to RAGE. This summer, all festivals that were put on hold are LIVE and LOUD. Which is why we need to make up for this tragically lost time. If you’re like me, you More

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Advice From A Girl – First Date

This is the weekly blog that my boss has told me to write. Unfortunately, the TFM Instagram is down and I cannot ask these degenerates what they want advice on. SO I’ve picked two topics this week – one for the girls and one for the guys. Since this blog is usually geared towards advice More

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Post Grad Problems

Hot Take of the Week: Popeyes Has the Best Chicken Sandwich

I know that some of you are quite literally ready to put a rubber band around my scrotum and use my ball sack as a speed bag like you’re Gyllenhaal in Southpaw, but just hold on one fucking minute. I’m answering the question right now of what restaurant I think has the best chicken sandwich, NOT More

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An Average Night Out As A Girl

I’ve seen Bobby’s blog about an average night out in college. So now, I’d like to lend you the girl’s perspective of an average night out. We start with “the nap.” The nap usually comes at dinner hours. This way you are well rested for your night and also you skip dinner. Skipping dinner is More

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Make Instagram Casual Again

Ladies, hear me out…for once I think the fellas are on to something.  Now I’m not saying we need to be posting up at a lake and taking a god awful fish pic, that’s disgusting. What I’m suggesting we do is, maybe take it easy on the filters or make our captions something actually worth More

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Villains Who Deserve Justice

Movies and Television always choose our protagonist for us. Without choice, we are shown one character’s point of view and are expected to agree with it. Most of the time, I oblige. However, every once in a while, I can’t ignore that the villain of the show is way more charismatic. Whether it is because More

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Girls

The Brazilian: Response

Dear VinegarStrokes, First of all, I would like to say that I was talking about your blogs in a casual conversation with friends and I mentioned your pen name (VinegarStrokes) and all my friends were dying laughing. Directly after I learned the real meaning of your name and I was embarrassed for not knowing to More

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Sororities: Be The Biggest Problem Ever

The seventh episode of So I Was Like came out today (Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Youtube). I don’t do rules. My parents know this, my friends know this, my teachers growing up knew this, my bosses know this, the internet knows this. But do you wanna know who didn’t know this? Whoever decided to give me More

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Dear Women: The Brazilian

Dear Women, I think we all saw this one coming. I fell asleep watching The 40-Year-Old Virgin last night, so the idea of hair being covered in hot wax and then forcefully and painfully ripped off of the body was pretty fresh in my brain when I woke up this afternoon. Because of that, it was a More

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