I always get assigned the shit you can not fvck up for Thanksgiving (and Christmas, and New Years, and Easter, and the 4th of July) … you know, shit like napkins that don’t even need to be there, but are certainly nice to have.
Thanks to Reese’s I am about to tell my entire family to fvck off because I am handling desert.
Hershey announced a shitload of new products for the holiday season but a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup pie with diameter of 9 inches and weighing 3.25 pounds takes the…. cake? Pie!
The ‘Thanksgiving Pie’ contains only two ingredients: peanut butter and chocolate. It is also the largest peanut butter cup the company has ever released.
And it must be mine.
Bo Jones, senior associate brand manager at Reese’s, said, “When you bring together friends and family for Thanksgiving dinner, no table spread is complete without dessert. At Reese’s, we wanted to create a dessert that everyone wants a piece of. You can thank us later.”
Here is the fine print: Hershey announced that will only make only 3,000 and they will only be available online. And each pie (or giant peanut butter cup, whatever) will cost $44.99.
The other 13 tasty treats can be learned about here… none are as good as this giant fvcking Reese’s pie…. mostly just some new flavors of Kit-Kat, Yorks, and Kisses. Whatever.
