Alabama – And Clay Travis – Are Headed To The Swamp, Bet The Tide At Even Money

ATLANTA, GEORGIA - DECEMBER 19: Najee Harris #22 of the Alabama Crimson Tide rushes away from Donovan Stiner #13 of the Florida Gators during the second half of the SEC Championship at Mercedes-Benz Stadium on December 19, 2020 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

This is a two-parter for me: First, I have written a bunch of gambling posts for you would-be degenerates (here, here, here, here) and so seeing an offer to get Alabama at +100 is like doing a line of viagra and chasing it with an original Four Lokos. Lock in and go hard with his play! Second, I see that Clay Travis and OutKick will be in Florida for it, and so I am thinking about making a trip to see if he is who he portrays to be — I have to know.

Back to the first part, though. Click HERE to score this fvcking incredible line boost. Right now Alabama is a (-600) on the money line — meaning you have to bet $600 to win $100. I get paid almost nothing to write this; so coming up with $600 to win a locked down $100 is almost impossible… BUT… with this boost, it is bet $100 to win $100. That kinda money I can deposit into my account and then just get wasted during the game, knowing it is about to double up.

As for the analysis of this game, it is simple: Alabama is going to win, so this is like free money to bet them at +100. No need to explain how Alabama is better at just about every position, every coaching angle, and literally everything. Just being in ‘The Swamp’ isn’t going to give Florida the super powers it would take to beat Alabama. Just bet Alabama.

The point spread is currently at (-14.5) — which I also think Alabama will cover, but why would I bet that when I get make an even money bet for the Tide to win — and it is going to get closer to -17 by the time kickoff happens and books have to adjust for all the money they are about to lose on this offer.

If you haven’t already… I repeat, Click HERE to score this fvcking incredible line boost.

Now to the other part of the story: Clay Travis.

It was announced that he and his bus tour would be Gainesville for this game three weeks ago and now it is here. Aside from the fvcking stupid artwork that they chose to use for promotion, I think this is super cool. OutKick is one of the last corners of the internet where you can be a normal person and say the truth without fear of cancelation from, as they say, The Wokesters.

Travis has been an interesting character to me and many of my friends for a long time and so we may load up and make this drive.

He first came to fame by saying on CNN that he only believed in two things, the first amendment and boobs. Which is heroic (and two fundamental absolutes we should all agree with) but he then parlayed that into a platform that allowed him to sell OutKick to Fox and make a run at the old Rush Limbaugh slot on the radio. What a fvcking run!

What I need to know is: is it all an act? Is this dude what he pretends to be…

A trip to The Swamp – where Bama last played in 2011!! – sounds like a great weekend. Making an extra $100 is right up there with it.

I’m doing both. Hope you do, too.

Written by Malcolm Henry

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